Take all medication right away to guard against the Beast’s sway

Emojis are a faster and funner way to express your thoughts!

Opinions must be cleansed by a Mind Officer before they can be espoused

We are watching, you are safe.

When the smiley emoji flashes on your screen, look into your phone and SMILE for identification.

Your life is going great! Do not try to achieve more.

Report all violators immediately or you will be charged as an accessory to the crime.

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